Friday May 25th 8am – 5pm The rules are simple. Accumulate as many Biketown credits as possible using your free day pass. Credits can be earned two ways. First returning a stray bike to a rack will earn you 1 BikeBuck. Second moving bikes to a rack on the app map that has a $ […]Read Post ›
By Damian One thing is certain. If and when a messenger wants a pen(sometimes, just maybe they actually NEED one), they just make a delivery and ask for one. Having a messenger company provide their own pens seems like simple marketing, but the reality is that we don’t have to work as hard to not […]Read Post ›
By Derick The Bic pen, can’t go wrong with it’s simplicity, never fail use, it’s the work horse of all pens. Used daily. The fact the whole entire series of Seinfeld was written by yours truly the Bic ballpoint pen. Carl also wrote in in praise of the Bic Cristal Big fan of the original […]Read Post ›
By Ed Available for free from the Oregon DOJ office, his pen urges you to fight fraud by calling the Attorney General’s Consumer Hotline. Presumably the plan is to fight fraud with irony because this pen somewhat fraudulent itself. Despite presenting itself as some sort of functional writing tool, the clicky button seizes up irreparably […]Read Post ›
By Ponce These are my two pens. One, stolen from a hotel is a constant disappointment, unreliable and weak, it is my responsibility so I do my best to love it in spite of its fatal flaws. The other, a delight! Ever surprising me with its use and charms, even now the thought of ink […]Read Post ›
By Jay “Sky Pilot” Grisham Enter the world of ball point elegance. Mont Blanc pens start at $225 for a basic ballpoint, up to a whopping $3,255 for the JFK limited edition. Why pay 3 months salary for a pen, when you can buy a Mont Blanc refill for less than $11? Wrap it in […]Read Post ›
I guess The Portland Mercury readers just aren’t looking hard enough. http://www.portlandmercury.com/letters/2017/11/15/19472638/letters-to-the-editor
By Johnnie Here is a Sho Chiku Bai Sake pen. It is distilled in Berkeley. Very smooth and costs 5 dollars for a full bottle. I have got fucking wasted many times on it so when I saw it at my favorite sushi spot, I knew I had to steal it
Do not touch this pen. The very nature of this pen means it only has the strongest, most antibiotic resistant illness all over it. By chaining it to the counter it is never replaced with a new fresh pen. This is the post office’s way of providing thier customers with only the most grade A, […]Read Post ›
