Do not touch this pen. The very nature of this pen means it only has the strongest, most antibiotic resistant illness all over it. By chaining it to the counter it is never replaced with a new fresh pen. This is the post office’s way of providing thier customers with only the most grade A, top shelf staph infections. Beware this ballpoint disease vector.
Hobotech 
Girth like a tuna can. Yude have to use two hands to write with it!!
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I have a penis point pen holder, balls are on the wrong side. 5.00
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