Patient Zero Pen

Do not touch this pen. The very nature of this pen means it only has the strongest, most antibiotic resistant illness all over it. By chaining it to the counter it is never replaced with a new fresh pen. This is the post office’s way of providing thier customers with only the most grade A, top shelf staph infections. Beware this ballpoint disease vector.

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